If you have half a brain, you can’t help but notice the throng of
publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the
Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe
it. Could it be?
Let’s compare Windows 95 against another Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:
Jesus Windows 95
Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates. Will be used to judge Bill
Started life as a carpenter. Turns perfectly good
computers into furniture.
Born in a manger Resembles something found
in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the weak. Has weak memory protection.
Was raised from the dead. Was created from Windows 3.1
Jesus performed great works for the Windows 95 multitasking
multitudes performance barely works.
Jesus has no sin. Windows 95 has no shame.