Why a Pentium is like a Penis

  • When a guy first realizes he has one, he plays with it for 2 weeks straight.
  • The more money you spend, the more hard drive you get.
  • Guys are always comparing the size of them.
  • For enough money, ANYONE can own one.
  • Floppy drive?
  • Once you are on a pentium, you never go back to a smaller model.
  • No matter how big your hard drive is, it is more important how you use it.
  • Men like playing games with it. (In fact, so do some women)
  • After a while, men begin to think with it.
  • Sometimes, it goes too fast and you can’t see what you are doing.
  • If you know how to push the right buttons, you can get a lot out of it.
  • If you aren’t experienced enough to use it, speed doesn’t matter.
  • If you use it too much, your mother board just might explode.
  • Every once in a while you have to clean it.
  • Pentium envy….nuff said
  • Every once in a while you need a hired professional to come and look at it.
  • Extensions are available on the market.
  • If you wait too long, it becomes obsolete.
  • You can smear chocolate sauce all over it and lick it off. (Note: this is not highly recommended for the pentium) [also try peanut butter]
  • If you use it too often you might get a virus.
  • To optimize performance, you occasionally need to cover it.
  • Most people like to play with their pentium in private. (hired professionals excluded)
  • If you don’t insert the vital parts in the correct places, you don’t get proper output.
  • Everyone is always looking for a hook up.
  • There is always room for jello (Note: this might inhibit the functioning of the pentium).
  • Ladies, always have a backup.
  • You get called names if you use it too often.
  • If a man finds out you have been using someone elses pentium, he tends to get jealous (He remidies this by buying a bigger hard drive)
  • Parents worry when their children know more about pentiums than they do.
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