What is 3+1? (Sanitized for your protection)

Engineer: 4.0000000 x 10^0

Accountant: 4, before taxes.

Statistician: 95% probability that it falls between 3.9 and 4.0 using
student T distributions.

Doctor: I will need to do more tests to be sure.

Lawyer: How much do you want it to be?

Math Prof.: f(x) = 4 u(x) where x>= 0

Marketing: We believe that people prefer the number 3 to the number
4, so the answer WILL be 3 !

Computer sales: 4, and it is backwards compatible with 3 and 1 too!

Politician: We are funding a multimillion dollar research study
to best determine how to procede…

SAT writer: 4, unless you do poorly in math (in which case you are correct).


Car Sales: 5. But tell you what, I like you, so I will knock it
down to 4 (just don’t tell my boss.)

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