User Friendly: C Prompt

At the C prompt….

 USER-FRIENDLY
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 C:> DUR
 Command not found. Try retyping

 USER-HELPFUL
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 C:> DUR
 I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?

 USER-UNFRIENDLY
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 C:> DUR
 C:> DUR
 C:> DUR
 C:> DUR

 USER-HOSTILE
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 C:> DUR
 Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.

 USER-INDIFFERENT
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 C:> DUR
 DUR?

 USER-PATRONISING
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 C:> DUR
 Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the
 manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

 USER-OBSEQUIOUS
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 C:> DUR
 I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my
 fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

 USER-SARCASTIC
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 C:> DUR
 Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

 USER-INSULTING
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 C:> DUR
 S*d off
 C:> DIR
 S*d off

 USER-SMUG
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 C:> DUR
 No
 C:> DOR
 Nope
 C:> HELP
 No
 C:> PLEASE
 Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
 C:> B*ST*RD
 Abuse will get you nowhere

 USER-ANALYTICAL
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 C:> DUR
 What makes you say that?
 C:> A TYPING MISTAKE
 How long have you been making these mistakes?
 C:> BANANAS
 Do you like bananas?
 C:> I LOVE THEM
 Why do you bring up the subject of love?

 ...etc

 USER-McDONALD
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 May I help you please?
 C:> DUR
 I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice
 day.
 C:> DIR
 Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
 C:> YES
 To read here, or for printout to take away?
 C:> HERE
 Thank you. Have a nice day.

 USER-MEGALOMANIAC
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 C:> DUR
 Don't bother me with trivial requests. I'm busy.
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