Twisted: “Frosty the Snowman”

Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.

Then an evil spirit
Came an possessed him one day.
And he came to life and he grabbed a knife
And started hacking little kids away.

There must have been some magic in that Satanic curse they read,
‘Cause the snowman’s coal eyes burned bright red
And he bit off Tommy’s head.

Frosty the Snowman
Left terror in his tracks
As he roamed down the street finding people to eat
And chopping up folks with an axe.

Then they took a blowtorch
And they melted him away.
But the children know that he’s made of snow
And he’ll be back for revenge someday….

Choppity-chop-chop! Choppity-chop-chop!
Look at Frosty go!
Chopping up kids and eating their guts,
Demon of Evil Snow!

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