Top Ten Things Overheard At The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Inductions

  1. “Bono, Yoko. Yoko, Bono”
  2. “I’m sorry, but no one under 18 will be admitted unless they’re Bill Wyman’s date”
  3. “Jerry Garcia couldn’t make it tonight — here to accept on his behalf is a bearded fat guy we pulled in off the street”
  4. “Is that feedback or is Yoko Ono singing?”
  5. “Here, take Cesar Romero’s seat”
  6. “How did Tonya Harding get voted in?”
  7. “What a coincidence, Mr. McCartney! I played you in the Chicago cast of ‘Beatlemania’, and now I’m your waiter!”
  8. “On no, they’re letting Letterman perform!”
    (Here they showed the now famous clip of a guy that looks like Dave playing the violin and singing “Camptown Races”)
  9. “Earthquake! Oh wait, Meat Loaf just fell off his chair”
  10. “Run for your life it’s Elton John’s hair!”
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