- Guaranteed to get a little something in the sack
- If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
- You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you candy
- The person you are with doesn’t fantasize you are someone else
- Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy
- If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you are kinky
- Doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moan and groan
- Less guilt the next morning
- If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.
Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treat Is Better Than Sex
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