- No dress code
- We’ve invented this cool holiday where all we do is blow up stuff
- Even a really, really dumb guy can host a talk show
- Guess what nation drank the most root beer last year? France? Think again, Buddy!
- Barney can beat the crap out of Mr. Blobby
- You can go to any Gap and try on as many pants as you want
- In other countries you have to choose between breakfast & lunch. In America, with got a little something called “brunch.”
- Even a swollen-faced hillbilly can become President
- We’re on the cutting edge of Thighmaster technology
- Life, Liberty, and Oprah
Top Ten Reasons The U.S. Is The Best Country On Earth
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