TOP TEN Methods to Kill your ‘X’

TOP TEN Methods to Kill your ‘X’
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10. Run them over with their car.
9. Sniper attack from atop Tall Building
8. Tell his mommy about the back seat of her car.
7. Put HEAT (muscle rub) in his jockies.
6. Put drain-o in their beer.
5. Tell the Military that he’s Gay.
4. b-7…oh no!! WE sank his battleship.
3. Bobbit-ize Him!
2. Tell him about the baby.
1. Tell his wife at their wedding that you ‘had’ him first.

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