Top Condom Slogans (1 of 3)

  1. Cover your stump before you hump
  2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
  3. Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
  4. When in doubt shroud you spout
  5. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
  6. You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
  7. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
  8. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
  9. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
  10. If you slip between her thighs, condomize
  11. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
  12. If you go into heat, package your meat
  13. While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
  14. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
  15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
  16. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
  17. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
  18. The right selection, is to protect your erection
  19. Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
  20. A crank with armor, will never harm her
  21. If you really love her, wear a cover
  22. Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
  23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
  24. If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
  25. No glove, no love
  26. If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
  27. Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
  28. No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
  29. Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
  30. Avoid a frown, contain your clown
  31. Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
  32. Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
  33. Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
  34. The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
  35. Cloak the joker before you poke her
  36. Encase that torch before you paint her porch
  37. Cape your throbber before you bob her
  38. After detection sheath your erection
  39. Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
  40. Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
  41. Cover that lumber before you pump her
  42. Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
  43. She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
  44. House your noodle then release your strudel
  45. Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
  46. Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
  47. Cage that snake then shake and bake
  48. Cover your peter it will be much neater
  49. Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
  50. It’s always funky to cage your monkey
  51. It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
  52. It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
  53. It’s not much money to catch your honey
  54. Don’t be a fool cover your tool
  55. Hood that match then scratch that thatch
  56. Stitch that switch then itch her niche
  57. Wrap that tool to catch the drool
  58. It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive
  59. Contain that sputum before you use him
  60. Restrain your log then plow her bog

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