Top 10 Ways To Kill Kenny McCormick

  1. Ends up in the business end of a snowblower
  2. He gets kicked in the nuts by a velociraptor
  3. Cartman sits on him
  4. Three words: Spontaneous human combustion
  5. Chef mistakes his head for a tangerine
  6. Gets caught in the middle of an English soccer brawl
  7. Weird Genetic Engineer gives Kenny four asses and then comes down with a bad case of diarrhea again
  8. Lorena Bobbitt comes to town. ‘Nuff said.
  9. Aliens anal-probe him with a Tesla coil
  10. Four words: “Hasta la vista, Kenny!”
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