- Ends up in the business end of a snowblower
- He gets kicked in the nuts by a velociraptor
- Cartman sits on him
- Three words: Spontaneous human combustion
- Chef mistakes his head for a tangerine
- Gets caught in the middle of an English soccer brawl
- Weird Genetic Engineer gives Kenny four asses and then comes down with a bad case of diarrhea again
- Lorena Bobbitt comes to town. ‘Nuff said.
- Aliens anal-probe him with a Tesla coil
- Four words: “Hasta la vista, Kenny!”
Top 10 Ways To Kill Kenny McCormick
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