- What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
- Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
- Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
- And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska!
- Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being “just friends”.
- Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
- Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.
- Is that phone for me? Tell ’em I’m not here.
- I don’t care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one!
Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear a Woman Say
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