Top 10 Things I Love About NBA Lockout ’98

  1. No mention of Latrell Spreewell at any given time
  2. Them witty Sprite commecials
  3. More TV time going to Japanese mud wrestling
  4. The rookies that will soon flood the minor league baseball system for extra dough
  5. 66% less press coverage of Dennis Rodman
  6. Clyde Drexler laughing all the way to Houston University AD’s office
  7. Marv Albert still isn’t working
  8. People actually notice that Pitt has a ranked team now
  9. Ted Turner going nuts about his TV schedules
  10. Seeing all them poor NBA guys beg for $$$$

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