Top 10 Things I did on my 20th Birthday, April 27, 1998

  1. Finished a bunch of Linear Algebra labs that Dr. Hall lovingly gave me as gifts
  2. Realized my dream of fighting in an ECW match
  3. Parachuted off the top of Hoyt
  4. Helped myself to the old VAX 11-785
  5. Helped myself to some unused IP addresses
  6. Began my doctoral dissertation 😛
  7. Tossed 20 water balloons into John Ackley’s office
  8. Tossed 20 maple syrup balloons into Dr. Hall’s office
  9. keystone % su
    Password: (yeah, like I'm gonna give you the root password)
    Apr 27 15:38 keystone su: gollingj to root on /dev/tty**
    keystone# rm -rf ~chandltp
    keystone# rm /var/mail/chandltp
    keystone# kill -9 `ps -augx | grep niedfekd | awk '{ print $2 }'`
    keystone# uptime
     3:39PM  up 16 days, 5:10, 11 users, load averages: 2.12, 2.04, 1.83
    keystone# wall
    I own you all.
    keystone# ping -f -s 1024 &
    keystone# halt

    Awright, maybe I didn’t do that. 🙂

  10. Got blasted and started singing the South Park classic, “I’m Gonna Make Love To Ya, Woman…”

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