Top 10 Stupid Things To Say At A Superbowl Party

  1. If I was there, I’d show ’em how to play.
  2. I wish they’d hurry up and get to the halftime show.
  3. Real men don’t wear pants like that.
  4. You guys hold it down, or I’ll turn the TV off.
  5. Anyone got a can opener for the Spam?
  6. If they’re so tough, why do they use helmets and pads?
  7. If Bud spends $1.2 million for a 60 second spot, how many beers would the average guy need to drink to get the taste of Spam out of his mouth?
  8. It’s a HOMERUN! IT’S A HOMERUN!
  9. Uh, we just ran out of beer.
  10. Where’s the flashlight? I’m SURE I paid the electric bill.
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