Top 10 (so to speak) Oval Office Sexual Positions

  1. Bill at desk, Monica underneath with knee-pads
  2. Bill on red telephone, Kenneth Starr in Grand Jury
  3. Bill on couch, Secret Service stacked up outside
  4. Bill on floor, Linda with strap-on…microphone
  5. Bill at desk, Jerry Springer on TV
  6. Bill at desk, Buddy the dog….ooh, let’s not go there
  7. Bill at desk with videocamera, Ted Kennedy on floor with anyone
  8. Bill on couch with female DNC member with big…campaign contributions
  9. Bill on his feet, Al Gore taking it as usual
  10. Bill at desk, Hillary in Europe

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