- The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowel in their first year of re-existance.
- Dennis Ritchie accepts an offer to teach at WC
- Clinton gets locked in the Lincoln Bedroom with his wife for three weeks
- W3C changes the HTTP specification to use troff
- Congress finds a House Speaker that doesn’t have six sex scandals (+/- 2)
- All five frat houses at WC voluntarily go dry
- Bill Gate$ makes Windows 2000 POSIX Compliant
- I get a MCSE certification
- Goldberg vs. Austin actually occurs
- I get a frat bid
Top 10 Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us
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