Top 10 Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us

  1. The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowel in their first year of re-existance.
  2. Dennis Ritchie accepts an offer to teach at WC
  3. Clinton gets locked in the Lincoln Bedroom with his wife for three weeks
  4. W3C changes the HTTP specification to use troff
  5. Congress finds a House Speaker that doesn’t have six sex scandals (+/- 2)
  6. All five frat houses at WC voluntarily go dry
  7. Bill Gate$ makes Windows 2000 POSIX Compliant
  8. I get a MCSE certification
  9. Goldberg vs. Austin actually occurs
  10. I get a frat bid

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