Top 10 reasons why Iron City Beer is far superior to all others
Made from the great, mineral-rich waters of the Monongahela
Free $20 bill that “Joe” slips into every can
Every 6-pack has at least one can with Jack Daniels mixed in
Instead of hops from the Midwest, it has the Hill District’s own home-grown pot
It makes people like Mayor Sophie look like Kathy Ireland; Coors just makes them look like unshaven mountain goats
It’s the only beer that has caffeine to offset that damned drunkenness effect that other beers have
No “I love you, man” guy!
It’s the only beer that’s sponsored by a former running back without felony charges
It doesn’t have those damn non-alcoholic versions that nobody ever drinks
Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, St. Louis. Need I say more?