Top 10 Reasons Why December Sucks

  1. December + New Wilmington, PA = 3 feet of snow
  2. Post-Christmas Letdown
  3. Have to start worrying about those damned W-2’s, W-4’s and W-9’s again
  4. Computers shut down around this time – like Keystone
  5. I catch my annual stomach virus
  6. Two words: frozen highways
  7. Getting picked up by police for public drunkeness on New Year’s Eve
  8. Coming home on the turnpike for Christmas…dodging all the old ladies that go 20 MPH (until they run out of gas and going down the hill with the brake on, riding in the left lane)
  9. All them freaking Christmas light shows that I have to go to
  10. FINALS!

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