Top 10 Reasons Why Clint Beham Left Westminster

  1. The Grim Reaper scared him away
  2. T1 just wasn’t fast enough
  3. Didn’t want to drink the required amount of alcohol for CS majors
  4. There’s these pesky things called “classes” that were getting in the way of his mudding
  5. He figured he wasn’t ready for college…or college wasn’t ready for him
  6. Felt guilty that he didn’t have to pay for all the software he got from the school (what software?)
  7. He saw himself in Dave Reiber
  8. One Beham here is enough (re: his sister, Jessica)
  9. He’s becoming a “Fullerite”
  10. Read my lips: 1.6

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