- No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
- Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
- When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
- Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
- You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
- There are laws saying that beer labels can’t lie to you.
- You can prove you have a beer.
- If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Betther Than Jesus
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