- Foot draggers (see West Hall)
- Anyone who calls the Help Desk with a simple problem and gives the entire 30 minute unabridged version of how it happened and all the circumstances surrounding it and what they were wearing at the time, etc.
- Guys who wear their girlfriends’ sorority letters
- The Trustees — who shall part with their checkbook first? Don’t all rush in at once, now…
- English majors who think Win95 is the greatest thing since sliced bread
- Freshmen who use AOL Instant Mess-enger and constantly use “hackerz” words (“d00d!”)
- Any group that budgets sidewalk chalk
- Freshmen sorority pledges who sing outside Eichenauer at 2:00 AM
- People constipated in their own morality
- Anyone in the Athletics Department who still think the GLIAC is the best place for Westminster
Top 10 People I Can Do Without On This Campus
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