Top 10 Beers That Never Made It

  1. Flora — Beer made from daffodils and tulips
  2. Meltdown — a 5.4% beer — 5.4% H2SO4
  3. Kill Nine — The beer for system administrators (“Kill nine lusers, tapes, and/or brain cells“)
  4. Schitz — Schlitz without the ‘l’, but it tastes the same
  5. George Michael’s Cream Ale — no explaination necessary
  6. Pabst Blue Ball
  7. Pilsner Oh-Hell — 75% alcohol
  8. (1975) The Iron City Joe Gilliam Special Edition
  9. Tijuana Gold — Wasn’t exactly beer…made with hemp seed and pure Tijuana water
  10. Milwaukee’s Best Horse Piss — of course, the recipe wasn’t changed

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