The Top 10 Things I Added To “Beast” (my computer)

Beast is my i386DX-25. It will soon be FreeBSD.

  1. Vanity mirror
  2. 32 GB Ultra-wide SCSI hard drive (yeah, right)
  3. 51″ monitor
  4. Cup holder that says “8X”
  5. Commodore 64 emulator
  6. A REAL mouse (It wiggles all over the place when I plug its tail in)
  7. Class A IP subnet
  8. An IPng translator
  9. Windows NT – and if really I did, I would shoot myself
  10. A parallel port Cybersex suit

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