The Top 10 signs that Don Dare is going nuts

  1. Schedules proctors for Econ/Bus. computer lab for 36 hours straight
  2. Recently decided to return back to his previous job as tenured student
  3. Started giving promotions on the basis of bribe money
  4. Now trying out “bondage & discipline” on the proctors
  5. Throws M-80s in Paul Wallace’s office
  6. Takes apart computers with a chainsaw
  7. Started worshipping Bill Gate$
  8. Put a quicktime camera in the toilet of the ladies’ room
  9. Calls anything with the AT&T Deathstar logo as “having the mark of the beast”
  10. Makes the proctors work naked

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