- Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
- Its OK when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you ARE someone else.
- 40 years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.
- If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.
- Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the next morning.
- You can “do” the whole neighborhood!!!
The Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
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