The Top 10 Bumper Stickers

  1. “Horn broken…watch for finger”
  2. “Your kid may be an honor student…but YOU’RE still an idiot!”
  3. “We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”
  4. “Be nice to your kids…they’ll choose your nursing home”
  5. “Bad cop! No donut!”
  6. “If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?”
  7. “Huked on Fonicks wurkd fur mee!”
  8. “I pissed in the gene pool”
  9. (West Virginia) “My other car is on blocks”
  10. “cixelsyD er’uoy, siht daer nac uoy fI”

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