THE PENIS LIST
The Nuprin Penis: Little, yellow, different.
The Equal Penis: Tastes like sugar.
The Raid Penis: Kills bugs dead.
The Excedrin Penis: It’s tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing… Taste is everything.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very smart.
The Life Call Penis: It’s fallen and it can’t get up.
The American Express Penis: Don’t leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take…?
The Pringles Penis: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
The M&M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Frosted Flakes Penis: They’re GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The Lucky Charms Penis: They’re magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going.
The Metra Penis: The way to REALLY fly.
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Jolly Green *Giant* Penis: Self-explanatory.
The Cambells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonald’s Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your Penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
The Purdue Penis: More meat, less bone.
The All State Penis: You’re in good hands.
The 7-up Penis: The UN-Penis.
The Nike Penis: Just do it.
The Borden Penis: It’s GOT to be good.
The Barq’s Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It’s what’s for dinner.
The Bud-Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Subway Penis: Where fresh is the taste.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis: Everybody needs a little.
The Life Cereal Penis: Mikey likes it.
The Transformers Penis: It’s more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Nintendo Penis: Now you’re playing with power.
The Sega Penis: PENIS!
The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Champion Penis: The official Penis of the ’96 u.s.a. olympic team.
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me.
The THX Penis: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The Citibank Visa Penis: It’s everywhere you want to be.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on….
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.
The McDonald’s Penis ][: Have you had your break today?
The Army Penis: Be all that you can be.
The Uncle Sam Penis: We want you!
The Milk Penis: It does a body good. (got Penis?)
The Flintstone’s Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy’s Penis: Where’s the beef?
The Wizard Of Oz Penis: “Oh my!”
The Captain Planet Penis: Go PENIS!!
The Folger’s Crystals Penis: It’s freeze dried to seal in the freshness.
And–the best part of waking up is a Penis in your cup.
The Lays Penis: Betcha can’t eat just one.
The Mr. Clean Penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
The Diet Coke Penis: Just for the taste of it…
The Doublemint Penis: Chewing really satisfies.
The Juicyfruit Penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Big Red Penis: It’s longer with big red.
The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
The Millikin Penis: Big blue.
The Robutussin Penis ][: Recommended by Dr. Mom…
The Neon Penis: Hi.
The Little Caesar’s Penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
The Generic Penis: One size fits all.
The Rave Music Penis: Ya’ll ready for this?
The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin’ it great.
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
The Domino’s Pizza Penis: Delivers in 30 min or less.
The Monty Python Penis: “Isn’t awfully nice to have a Penis”
The Monty Python Penis II: “Every sperm is sacred….”
The Budweiser Penis: This bud’s for you.
The Siskel & Ebert Penis: 2 thumbs up…
The George Of The Jungle Penis: Watch out for that…….tree?
The Nyquil Penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose,
itching, burning, so you can’t rest Penis.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your Penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time.
The Wonder Bubbles Penis: Magic wand inside!
The Wonder Bubbles Penis II: For ages 3 and up.
The Phantom Of The Opera Penis: Music of the night.
The Webster’s Thesaurus Penis: How many words are there for Penis?
The Charmin Penis: Don’t squeeze the Penis!
The Sears Penis: Come see the brighter side.
The Jewel Penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
The C&C Music Factory Penis: Makes you go hmmmmm…
The Rick James Penis: It’s SUPERFREAKY.
The Gilette Penis: The best a man can get.
The Charmin Double Roll Penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Bacardi Penis: Taste the feeling.
The Macintosh Penis: Power is everything.
The Borg Penis: Resistance is futile.
The Edge Shaving Cream Penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis: Thinks it’s the beatles Penis.
The Jell-o Penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You’ve come a long way, baby.
The AT&T Penis: Reach out and touch someone.
The Highlander Penis: In the end, there can be only one.
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Ertl Penis: Just like the real thing, only smaller.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Swiss Miss Penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Dairy Queen Penis: Hot eats, cool treats.
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Sony Play Station Penis: You are not ready.
The Heinz Penis: Good things come to those who wait.
The Hinz Penis: 2 and half inches of terror.
The Reese’s Penis: How do you eat your Reese’s?
The Life Savers Penis: Five fruity flavors.
The Star Wars Penis: Use the Force, Luke!
The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Penis: “They’re here already!
The War Of The Worlds Penis: “The time came when the Martians looked
upon our Penis with envious eyes, and slowly but surely turned
their plans against us.”
The Windows ’95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it’ll crash.
The Kenny Rodgers Penis: Very very hairy.
The Rush Limbaugh Penis: Bald and fat.
The Millikin E-mail Penis: I should be doing work, but this is so fun!
The Janet Jackson Penis: What Have You Done For ME Lately?
The Milli-Penis: It doesn’t work most of the time
The Health Services Penis: Ummm well we lost it.
The Health Services Penis II: It’s not here right now, but here’s
The Chevy Truck Penis: Like a rock!
The Mazda Penis: It just feels right.
The Ford Penis: Built Ford tough!
The Butterfinger Penis: No body better lay a finger on my penis.
The Ego Penis: Leggo my penis.
The Skittles Penis: Tast the penis.
The Big Lighter Penis: Go ahead flic my penis.
The Pork Penis: The other white meat.
The Duracell Penis: The copper top Penis.
The Diet Pepsi Penis: Uh-huh.
The Life Cereal Penis ][: Don’t worry, unless their weird, your kids
will eat it.