We, the lovers of the heart, in order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug, and to promote to whom we please, but please the one we kiss.
Article #1 – Statement of Love – The Kiss
- on the hand – I adore you
- on the cheek – just friends
- on the neck – I want you
- on the lips – I love you
- on the ear – just joking
- anywhere else – don’t get carried away!!!!!
- looking into your eyes – kiss me
- hands on the waist – I love you too much to let you go
Article #2 – The Three Steps
- girl – if a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him
- boy – if a girl slaps you, kiss her
- boy and girl – close your eyes, it’s rude to stare
Article #3 – The Three Commandments
- thou shalt not squeeze too hard
- thou shalt not ask for a kiss, thou shalt take one
- thou shalt kiss on every opportunity
Article #4 – Must
- after reading this, you must kiss the person who gave you this unless they are of the same sex.
Article #5 – Consequences
- After reading this, you must make 7 copies in seven days to seven people,
or you will have 7 years of bad luck.
a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss, without some tongue. so open your mouth, and close your eyes - and give your tongue... some exercise!!!!!!!!!