The Constitution of Love

We, the lovers of the heart, in order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug, and to promote to whom we please, but please the one we kiss.
Article #1 – Statement of Love – The Kiss

  1. on the hand – I adore you
  2. on the cheek – just friends
  3. on the neck – I want you
  4. on the lips – I love you
  5. on the ear – just joking
  6. anywhere else – don’t get carried away!!!!!
  7. looking into your eyes – kiss me
  8. hands on the waist – I love you too much to let you go

Article #2 – The Three Steps

  1. girl – if a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him
  2. boy – if a girl slaps you, kiss her
  3. boy and girl – close your eyes, it’s rude to stare

Article #3 – The Three Commandments

  1. thou shalt not squeeze too hard
  2. thou shalt not ask for a kiss, thou shalt take one
  3. thou shalt kiss on every opportunity

Article #4 – Must

  1. after reading this, you must kiss the person who gave you this unless they are of the same sex.

Article #5 – Consequences

  1. After reading this, you must make 7 copies in seven days to seven people,
    or you will have 7 years of bad luck.


a peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss ain't a kiss,
without some tongue.
so open your mouth,
and close your eyes - 
and give your tongue...
some exercise!!!!!!!!!

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