the banana of happiness!

Enchanted Banana of Happiness

The Enchanted Banana of Happiness is very similar to the Magical
Grapefruit of Love. Not to say that one is superior in message, but the
wishes are fairly similar. The difference is that some prefer bananas to
grapefuits and vice-versa. Thus for a variety of fruity choices, I
introduce to the world the Enchanted Banana of Happiness.
This banana has been given to you by someone who thinks that you
are extra fabulous. The giver may be anyone from boy/girlfriend, pal,
best friend, or even a HausFrau. In any case you have enchanted this
person with your bananalike qualities (smile, sense of humor, or just
plain aesthetically pleasing, good looks), and he/she finds you
interesting, possibly even attractive, but definately you are a pretty
good reason to be alive. Now whether this person finds you attractive or
not is an entirely different question all together. This is merely a
token of gratitude and/or affection for you to ponder.
Like the Grapefruit, the proper response for the Enchanted Banana
of Happiness is a hug and a smile ( bananas are always smiling ) within
a week of recieving the Enchanted Banana of Happiness. If you are out of
range to where this response is not feasable, you may respond with a
letter of thanks. Basically this Enchanted Banana of Happiness is a way
of saying “You make me happy, and i don’t know if you know this yet, but
you are ultimately cool.”
Sorry if you expected an actual banana. The type of equiptment
that I am dealing with will not allow me to send actual fruit by
computer. Eventually the miracle of science will allow an actual banana
to travel through the phone lines. Rest assured though that someone thinks
that you are a really rockin’ guy/girl and that if you were lost in the
same state they would definately give you directions. The sender of the
Enchanted Banana of Happiness requires only one thing from you – (besides
the aforementioned hug and smile) that you bequeath this Enchanted Banana of
Happiness upon another. The Enchanted Banana of Happiness grows in smiley
power every time it is recieved by another, some day you may recieve this
enchanted fruit again. Pass it on. Remember the elation
you experienced when you first recieved it? If you send it on you may
feel this again. This is not a chain letter. Nothing bad will happen if
you do not send it on, but think of the bright spot it might put in the
day of someone who is truly spiffy. Tell them how nifty they are and
spread the joy.

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