- Reach in and grab the giblets.
- Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
- I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- “and he forced his way into the end zone…”
- She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
- It’s Cool Whip time!!!!
- If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
- It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!
Ten things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren’t
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