Excerpts from the LA Times

In The News – Excerpts from the LA Times (Includes some late night humor) 1996 was ushered in with a 6 foot 500 pound sphere covered with 12,000 rhinestones at Times Square in New York. Elvis lives! For those still recovering from a weekend of football, here is the bowl … Continue reading

The Engineers Song

THE ENGINEERS SONG (SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES) Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed, A poor College Kid barely kept his family fed, But then one day he was talking to a recruiter, He said “They’ll pay ya big bucks if ya … Continue reading

The Top 16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. — Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and marry her. — Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. … Continue reading