600 Pick Lines; Guaranteed to Work (page 6 of 6)

They don’t call me the Italian Stallion for nothing. My name’s Clark Kent. Let’s go strip in a telephone booth. Put you lippers on my zipper. I’m gonna rape you! Just kidding, what’s your name? Didn’t I see you on a street corner? Wanna watch a porno? Do you have … Continue reading

Santa’s Elf Pick-up Lines

“I’m down here!” “Just because I’ve got bells on my feet doesn’t mean I’m a sissy!” I was a lawn ornament for Gary Sweet.” “I can get you off the naughty list!” “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.” “I’m a magical being! Take off … Continue reading

A Rose is a Rose; Lesser-Known Colours & Their Meanings

Although red is the most common colour of rose given, there are many colours with their own special meanings. The most common are: A PINK ROSE says “I like you.“ A WHITE ROSE says “Let’s be friends.“ A YELLOW ROSE says “I’m from Texas. Wanna go roll in some hay?“ … Continue reading