Windows Interface to Noncomputer Environments

Windows interface to noncomputer environments I am quite concerned about your recent report detailing what you call problems in extending the Windows interface to products other than computers. The growth of Microsoft is dependent on our ability to extend Windows to every aspect of business, home, and society. After all, … Continue reading

True story – offensive to Smokey the Bear

I hate to admit it, but this happened to me way back in 1980– A few years after graduating from college, I returned to my folks home to retrieve a considerable number of storage boxes that I had left with them. These boxes were filled with books, course notes, old … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

self improvement courses

SELF-IMPROVEMENT COURSES FOR WINTER – – —————————————- SELF-IMPROVEMENT RI 500 Creative suffering RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind RI 502 You and Your Birthmarks RI 503 Guilt Without Sex RI 504 The Primal Shrug RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence RI 506 Moulding your Child’s Behavior Through Guilt and Fear … Continue reading

The Complete List of Sorority Jokes

What’s a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? 1>You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. 2>You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. 3>You can’t fit … Continue reading