Kentucky Mom’s letter to her son

Letter from a Kentucky Mother to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I’m alive. I’m writing this letter slowly cause I know you can’t read very fast. You won’t know the house when you come because we’ve moved. I won’t be able to send … Continue reading

Good Things About Getting Adopted by the Clintons

Instead of an allowance, you get a slush fund Can tell the other kids, “My Dad’s Secret Service agents can kick your dad’s ass” “Uncle Al” Gore always has lots of free time to play You can finally stop working in Kathie Lee’s sweatshop Get to hang out with all … Continue reading

Redneck letter from home

Dear Stella: I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live were we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you … Continue reading