More Stupid American Laws

These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Hope you enjoy them and remember, Law Enforcement is no joke! Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to … Continue reading

even more insults

>From the Internet, witty insults to hurl at your enemies and…your enemies! – —————————————————————————— – —————- If you don’t want to give people a bad name you will have your children illegitimately. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide! Even … Continue reading

things

Bumper Stickers Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. We’re staying together for the sake of the cats. It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now. My karma ran over your dogma. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. This is not an … Continue reading

List of “Yo Mama” Jokes

I just saw your momma walking down the hall with a matress straped to her back asking for volunteers! Your momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma is such a whore that I could’ve been your daddy, but the guy … Continue reading

Murphy’s Laws on Sex (long)

MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX ——————– 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading