Top Condom Slogans (2 of 3)

Glove your pecker before you check her Coat that slimmer before you prime her Condomize then womanize Cover old pete then grind her meat Guard your peter before you meet her Check your list before you tryst Wrap your bate before you mate Can your worm before you squirm Cover … Continue reading

Top Ten Lorena Bobbitt Excuses

10. Hoped it would somehow help NAFTA get passed 9. Too much caffeine 8. What can I say? I love a good joke 7. That’s what he gets for hoggin’ the remote control 6. Took Bob Barker’s constant “spaying and neutering” reminders to their logical conclusion 5. I was trying … Continue reading

the Beatles

THE BEATLES ARE BACK Top ten things heard while playing “Free as a Bird” backward in Windows Media Player: 10. Paul eats red meat…Paul eats red meat… 9. Number 95…number 95…number 95… 8. I am the egg man. They are the egg men. I am a profit center. 7. How … Continue reading

Easter Humor

One Sunday late in Lent a Sunday School teacher decided to ask her class what they remembered about Easter. The first little fellow suggested that Easter was when all the family comes to the house and they eat a big turkey and watch football. The teacher suggested that perhaps he … Continue reading