Cool Things About a Car that goes Faster than the Speed of Light

The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light 20> Sleep ’til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 19> Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 18> Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. 17> Never in car … Continue reading

O.J. Verdict

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he’s stopped in traffic and thinks, “wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we’re not even moving.” He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window … Continue reading

Driving Points Chart

Points Bonus Hit n Run Small furry rodent 10 Small mammal 25 Large mammal 75 Bird-any size 15 50 if airborne Small child 100 50 if on trike Large child 150 50 if on bike High School student 200 100 on skateboard College student 300 200 if drunk Anyone on … Continue reading

Sexual Job Descriptions

AI hackers do it artificially. AT&T does it in Long Lines. Accountants do it for profit. Actors do it on stage. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts. Agents do it undercover. Air Traffic Controllers do it in the dark. Air Traffic Controllers … Continue reading

If superhighways were like the internet

“Think of the Internet as a Highway.” There it is again. Some clueless fool talking about the “Information Superhighway.” They don’t know didley about the net. It’s nothing like a superhighway. That’s a rotten metaphor. Suppose the metaphor ran in the other direction. Suppose the highways were like the net. … Continue reading

Why It Takes A License To Drive

Why it takes a license to drive The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? … Continue reading