the Bible

I’ve noticed the discussion of God’s name the last two days. One alleged God’s name is *Andy* (“Andy walks with me; Andy talks with me”), another that it is *Howard* (“Howard be thy name”). Anybody wanna vote for *Invain*? Those are the suggestions of unenlightened minds, hardly PC. Actually, her … Continue reading

Noah’s diary

425 b.c. Day One Dear Diary, First day at sea. Whew! Just made it under the wire. The animals seem happy, but the lions and tigers are beginning to become restless, and it was a bad idea to put the rhinos, hippos and elephants on the starboard side, and the … Continue reading

Women’s Restrooms

I’d like to call your attention to the fact that women’s restrooms are too small. Go to any public place where there’s a crowd of people, and look at the lines outside the restrooms. The men’s line is always shorter, and moves about 20 times as fast, if there is … Continue reading