it’s that time again

And it came to pass. Early in the morning, toward the last day of the semester. There arose a great multitude, smiting the books and wailing, And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, For the day of judgement was at hand. And they were afraid, for they had … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Course evaluations….(G)

Taken From the MIT Course Evaluation Guide, Fall, 1991 The Best and Worst Comments Received ==================================== “This class was a religious experience for me… I had to take it all on faith.” “Text makes a satisfying `thud’ when dropped on the floor.” “[The class] is worthwhile because I need it … Continue reading

Virus Alert

There is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propagated through email system. If you get an email message with the subject: “VIRUS ALERT!”, do not open the mail message. If you do, the virus scrambles the second half of every text file on your system. VERY IMPORTANT: … Continue reading

it’s that time once again

Taken From the MIT Course Evaluation Guide, Fall, 1991 The Best and Worst Comments Received ==================================== “This class was a religious experience for me… I had to take it all on faith.” “Text makes a satisfying ‘thud’ when dropped on the floor.” “[The class] is worthwhile because I need it … Continue reading