The Top 10 ways the NFL is planning to cut down on injuries

Make the field out of foam rubber Coat every player’s body with Teflon so nobody can touch them Give out free vials of crack to all Dallas Cowboys who make it through a game without injury Replace all defensive linemen with Westminster’s professors Replace all offensive linemen with mandrills Make … Continue reading

Why Ask Why

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when … Continue reading