Condom Joke

A (nationality-impaired) gentleman went to his local pharmacy to purchase some condoms. After browsing for a bit, he picked a package and took it up to the cash register. The clerk looked at the package and said “That will be $7.95 plus tax.” Our hero, a startled look coming over … Continue reading

Notice of Increased Tax Payments

NOTICE OF INCREASED TAX PAYMENT Effective January 1, 1997 TO ALL MALE TAXPAYERS OF THE US: Gentlemen: The only thing the United States has not taxed is your peter! Mostly because 98% of the time it is out of work and 2% of the time it is in the hole. … Continue reading

How to Handle Stress PG

1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says “have a nice day” tell them you have other plans. 5. Find out what a … Continue reading

The Night of Tax Day

THE NIGHT OF TAX DAY ‘Twas the night of Tax Day… And all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, Even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care, In certainty Saint Silicon soon would be there. The chips were nestled All snug in their sockets, … Continue reading

Dear IRS; Take my Children, PLEASE!

This is a real letter by someone at Intel. The IRS sent me a letter last Friday. They audited my return and denied two of my dependent deductions! I thought you might like to read my response which, while more devastating than any militia plot, is a kinder and gentler … Continue reading

may be offensive to Clintonites

The 23rd Qualm Bill Clinton is my shepherd that I do not want. He maketh many lies about green pastures; He leadeth me beside still factories. He restoreth no faith: he leadeth me in the path of covetousness for His name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of … Continue reading

Reply to: Notice of Increased Tax Payments

I need to Reply to : NOTICE OF INCREASED TAX PAYMENT Effective January 1, 1997 Dear President Clinton, I have a few questions on your new “peter tax” that I need to ask to accertain that I fill out the Tax Form properly. 1. You mentioned a tax amount that … Continue reading

The Great Budget Debate

The country was in a terrible state, when field arose in the budget debate. it was quite a few minutes before he spoke, and he said sex will cost two dollars a poke. when he assured, long, thin or thick, tax will be paid on the size of your dick. … Continue reading

Business Joke

TEST YOUR BUSINESS SENSE – thanks to Pat Snider and Gary Guibor You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid you nearly $2 billion for it, … Continue reading

You might be Republican if… (Republican offensive)

You might be a Republican if… You think “proletariat” is a type of cheese. You’ve named your kids “Deduction one” and Deduction two” You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage. You’ve ever referred to someone as … Continue reading

T.H.E.Y.

Who is “they” anyway? “They,” of course, are a little-known Federal agency supported by YOUR tax dollars. Cloaked in more secrecy than the NSA, “they” are located in the dungeon of another Federal building at the corner of 7th St. and Independence Ave. NW. “Their” annual operating budget is well … Continue reading