10 COMMANDMENTS FOR TECHNICIANS

10 Commandments for Technicians — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — 1. Beware the lightning that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most un technicianlike manner. 2. Cause thou the switch that … Continue reading

If Dr. Seuss Wrote For Star Trek the Next Generation

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation… By Dave Fuller Picard: Sigma Indri, that’s the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We’ll have two days til we arrive But … Continue reading

Mickey Humor

So, Mickey Mouse was arrested for beating his wife, Minnie. At the trial the judge said, “Now Mickey, I understand that you said Minnie was acting very silly recently. But surely that doesn’t give you the right to hit her.” “But your honor”, said Mickey “I didn’t say she was … Continue reading