Ferret – ASCII Art

(`—-‘) O O / Eagles may soar, |`@@, but ferrets don’t `^^ get sucked into jet _ | _._ engines… ‘_ _ / ) ` -~ ~-_ ‘/,_ _ _/ ~. _ ` / } ~. { .— > ` ^. ` /// –~,`–‘ /- ‘ ` – – . … Continue reading

Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

DarkSuckers!

The Dark Sucker Theory For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading

The Complete List of Sorority Jokes

What’s a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? 1>You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. 2>You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. 3>You can’t fit … Continue reading