Life’s Little Truths (Pt 1 of 17)

* Trust everybody … then cut the cards. * Two wrongs are only the beginning. * If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. * Exceptions prove the rule … and wreck … Continue reading

Best Man stuff

_____________ The Best Man’s toast to the bride & groom at my wedding was: “… and, remembering Socrates, who said: ‘By all means, a man should marry. If it succeeds, he will be happy beyond his dreams. If it does not, he will become a Philosopher.’ Here’s hoping we never … Continue reading

Harmless quotes

Don’t worry over what other people are thinking about you. They’re too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them. Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible. Putt’s Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who … Continue reading

A New Twist on Some Old Adages

A fool and his money… …bought Windows 95. …will soon have a large AOL bill. …are fun to go out with. All’s fair in love and… …Beltway traffic. …chocolate. To err is human, to forgive… …is O.J.’s jurors. If at first you don’t succeed… …hire someone who can. ‘Tis better … Continue reading