Eeyore; Winnie-the-Pooh – ASCII Art

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and looked at himself in the water. ,,”””‘,,;;””””’ ”;, “Pathetic,” he said. ,’, ”,, ,’ ,’ \ “That’s what it is. ,”’ @ ) ) _ ) ll | / / :;;,,,,;;”( | ) ll Pathetic.” __| ( … Continue reading

How The Angel Got To Be On Top Of The Christmas Tree

It just happened to be one of those dreadful days for Santa… It started of when he woke up groaning with a dreadful headache. But with so many things to do before Christmas Eve a few days later, there was no way that he could permit himself time to rest. … Continue reading

The Chain Letter Of St. Paul The Apostle To The Corinthians

The Chain Letter of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians WITH CHARITY ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE This epistle comes to you from Philippi. Grace be to you and peace. Spiritual gifts will be delivered unto you within four days of receiving this letter–providing you in turn send it on. This … Continue reading

Fast Chicken

A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car, moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe. When checking his rear-view mirror, he noticed that a small object, followed by a trail of dust, was closing fast. His curiousity piqued, he slowed a bit to get a better … Continue reading