Chivalry Is Not Dead; The Sexist Pigs’ Guide To Chivalry In The 90s

Chivalry is not dead, it’s just gone into hiding. With the emergence of strong, assertive women who construe certain gestures of common courtesy as a sign of weakness and a hangable offense, gentlemen have to be careful of who they hold that door open for. Each man must devise his … Continue reading

Differences in the sciences

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?” ———————————————————————- Engineers … Continue reading

Another PC Christmas

It is an article written by Hart Seely of the _Syracuse Herald American_. RAGING CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake? POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION: Live tree, planted after use. POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION: Fake tree, discarded after use. CHRISTMAS IDEAL: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits. CHRISTMAS REALITY: Fake … Continue reading