Another Rude Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house, The whole damn family was drunk as a louse. Grandpa and Grandma were singin’ a song, And the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the cathouse, And I, out of jail, had just settled Down for … Continue reading

Snails

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so … Continue reading