A Week In The Life Of A Smoker

(Copied from The New York Times Magazine – Sunday, September 18, 1994) “Quitters Never Win” — By Susan Shapiro, a writer and book critic living in Manhattan. DAY 1: Wake up and put on a nicotine patch to once and for all quit pack-a-day habit. Write list of reasons: Live … Continue reading

Why Ask Why

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when … Continue reading

Are You: Pre-Boomer, Baby-Boomer, Generation X, or Generation Y?

Music should be… Melodic and romantic. Annoying to your parents. Annoying to your parents. Annoying to your parents. Sex is for… Married couples who want to start families. Anybody who wants to start a party. Latex-clad partners in a laboratory setting. Watching on TV. The American Dream is… A house … Continue reading

Top 10 Warnings

TOP 10 CIGARETTE WARNINGS TOBACCO EXECUTIVES WOULD LIKE TO SEE 10. Medical studies have proven you can still live with only one lung. 9. Most forms of cancer are treatable; at least for a while. 8. This is only one of hundreds of products that are slowly killing you. 7. … Continue reading