All The Ways To Confuse, Annoy, And Screw With Your Roommate – (page 1 of 4)

Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. Twitch a lot. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. Become a subgenius. Inject his/her Twinkies … Continue reading

Smile – ASCII Art

..::””::.. .:::. .;” “;. …. ::::: :: :: :: :: ,;’ .;: () ..: `:::’ :: :: :: :: ::. ..:,:;.,:;. . :: .::::. `:’ :: .:’ :: :: `:. :: ”’::, :: :: :: `:: :: ;: .:: : :: : : :: ,:’; ::; :: :: :: :: … Continue reading

50 Ways to Drive Men Crazy

Do not say what you mean. Ever. Be ambiguous. Always. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it’s their fault. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or ago. Make them apologize for everything. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that … Continue reading

the banana of happiness!

Enchanted Banana of Happiness The Enchanted Banana of Happiness is very similar to the Magical Grapefruit of Love. Not to say that one is superior in message, but the wishes are fairly similar. The difference is that some prefer bananas to grapefuits and vice-versa. Thus for a variety of fruity … Continue reading

25 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Indecision is the key to flexibility. You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track. There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. Sometimes too much drink is not enough. … Continue reading

You seen this yet? A little pre- final inspiration.

And it came to pass. Early in the morning, toward the last day of the semester. There arose a great multitude, smiting the books and wailing, And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, For the day of judgement was at hand. And they were afraid, for they had … Continue reading

Inverterate Smilers Need a Dose of Reality

One of my fondest curbstone theories has recently been confirmed by genuine scientific research. It has to do with why some people are chronically grouchy and depressed while others are always bubbling with enthusiasm and looking at the bright side of life. A psychologist took a close look at students … Continue reading

Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Grad School and Hell

10. It doesn’t rain in Hell. 9. Everyone has heard of Hell. 8. It’s a lot more fun getting into Hell. 7. You can’t fail out of Hell. 6. At least you can sleep in Hell. 5. Hell is forever; grad school just seems like it. 4. People smile in … Continue reading

T’was the Night Before Finals

And it came to pass. Early in the morning, toward the last day of the semester. There arose a great multitude, smiting the books and wailing, And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, For the day of judgement was at hand. And they were afraid, for they had … Continue reading